I know that I’ve posted in the past about my “relationship wishlist” (i.e., the qualities that I’d hope to find in a future partner). But in retrospect I realize that such speculations represent something of a failure to introspect… to think about what I can do to make myself more attractive to the opposite sex.
Fortunately, I’ve now figured it out. I need Mandom:
If I’m ever as happy about anything as Charles Bronson is to be putting on that cologne, I’ll consider my life to be a success.
