Last night, I was treated to an incredibly thoughtful birthday surprise, perpetrated by the entire group of lovely, wacky individuals that I am fortunate enough to call my friends. This is not to say that I was entirely caught off guard; after all, they needed to send me a cryptic note telling me not to look in the backyard yesterday. This (needless to say) piqued my curiosity, though I avoided the temptation to sneak a glance. If I would have looked out of my window, however, I would have seen the following [note: I live on the second floor]:

View of the Tavern's roof from my bedroom window
What is that, you might ask? It is the peak of a ten-foot tall roof, which was outside of my window because my friends spent yesterday building an entire medieval tavern on our deck. I will repeat this for emphasis: they built a medieval tavern on my deck.
The madness doesn’t end there. When I arrived home yesterday evening, I was greeted by a “trusted friend” [note: more on this later] who escorted me into the backyard and presented me to the assembled patrons of the Staff and Shield – a motley crew of townsfolk (van de Raadt and Williams – the proprietors of the establishment), wandering adventurers (a blustering warrior, a flighty bard and a misanthropic druid), mystical creatures (a fairy and a pixie), and magic users (including a Tarot-reading white witch, an irascible gypsy and a taciturn sorcerer)… You see, it wasn’t just that they built a tavern… they actually scripted an entire medieval murder mystery, with everyone present playing a specific character, slowly revealing more and more information over a series of “rounds” (subtly demarcated by reberk’s toasts throughout the evening). My goal when interacting with this environment was to discover the murderer of Dartmouth (the town lush) and attempt to recover the Orb of Knowledge.
Though it was obviously entertaining to simply improv with the assembled guests (which is how I found out about the daily lives of forest druids, the reproductive peculiarities of pixie culture and other extemporized minutia), the evening built to an exciting conclusion, wherein the sorcerer, the warrior and I confronted a giant ogre (played by Mr. Keith on stilts, wearing a costume that he’d spent the better part of a month refining). It was all quite overwhelming. As soon as photos of the evening surface, I’ll be sure to post them here.
As noted above, I’m simply dumbfounded by the ridiculous hijinx that this crew perpetrates… I am tremendously fortunate to be where I am right now and to have the pleasure of interacting with such a (literally) incredible group of people. Live is awesome.
As an aside, I need to compliment the group on their attention to detail. All of the assembled guests stayed in character all night, making up backstories and life details as necessitated by the story. This meant that “van de Raadt” and “Williams” spent the entire evening making sure that everyone’s cups were full, that Marcoux (the gypsy) continually spoke in a patois of English and Russian, harrassing the bar’s patrons about the conditions of their auras (“arochka” (sp?)), that Hadley spent the evening telling tall-tales about his adventuring exploits, and that Gill suppressed her typically sunny disposition to get into the role of the sullen druid. Likewise, Mr. Keith’s character, who was referred to only as my “trusted friend,” was a gigantic in-joke. His costume was patterned after a character card in Notre Dame (a boardgame that we play fairly frequently) that we’ve always joked looks quite a bit like him. Apparently, he brought this image with him to ValueVillage, as he somehow managed to find exactly this costume (which was added to by the fact that he avoided shaving for a month in order to match the facial hair properly):

Trusted Friend / Andrew Comparison Image
Likewise, reberk spent the two previous days writing lyrics to an “overture” song (based on a tune from Disney’s Hunchback) that summarized all of the events which led up to the evening in question. Not only did this song work well, he actually did so while maintaining the internal rhyme scheme of the original. Impressive!
Anyway, I could gush about this further, but it sounds like we’re going to play some games this afternoon before I get down to work…
I know, I know… I lead a charmed life. I wouldn’t deny it for a second.